reddlr-trees:

Shieeet dude!

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baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

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The Starks.

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englishsnow:

 Leendert Buteijn

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goldenfreezeover:

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tltty:

when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’

We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”

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alayneestone:

There are gods, she told herself, and there are true knights too. All the stories can’t be lies.

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"…only one, my entire life."







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